So about a year ago, I decided that I needed to switch up things in my life for the better… I started by eating better, drinking water and exercising. Next thing you know, I’m putting the bottle down and giving up smoking and after all that I look in the mirror and realize I look like shit. So now I get myself when my skin care routine now ask yourself what’s the point of doing all this if I still smell like I crawl out of a dumpster and I have itchy flaky skin? You’re right there’s absolutely no point. So I stumble upon dapper Yankee. And wouldn’t you know desktops get me a level of clean that I’ve never experienced before. No I’m not much for picking out things that smell good so I tell the wife to go through the selections and pick a couple out and I would buy them. Now my first experience with this bar of soap in the shower was amazing. I got myself all covered up and I took our little specialty cleaning cloth we have in my body just turns into one giant frothy sudsy soap coat. My sinuses immediately cleared up from the amazing smell in my body stopped itching. We’ve got a pretty trippy set up in our bathroom with special blue lighting and very fancy meditation music playing because when we shower, it’s an experience….. and this soap just brought it to a new level. Once I was out and dried off, my skin was so soft and supple. I didn’t know it would work that quick. Well, the next thing you know, my wife comes, creeping around the corner with her nose in the air and a fire in her eyes. I can honestly say in my 45 years on this earth that this was the first time I’ve been tackled and held down and smelled against my will. What happened after this? I cannot say in this review without the sensors, shutting me down. I never thought that soap would be such a great wingman for me and getting the cookie. But that night, the cookie crumbled, and as we were laying there and post coitus Bliss…. She lifted her head off of my chest and said. “Oh my God….that was amazing… I’ve never smelled you this way so good”. And that’s my story and I’m sticking to it. Buy the soap you won’t be disappointed.
