As guys, we often think of ourselves as tough. We can handle anything because we were born that way, right? From beards that itch like a dandruff shampoo commercial to skin as dry as my humor on a Friday night when sleep eludes me, we have set ourselves up to just handle it and go about our day.
Well gents, it doesn’t have to be this way. You can avoid having the leathery skin of a cowboy. Sure, it works for actual cowboys, but most of us aren’t ranching cattle, and trying to find the best Cool Ranch Dorito in the bag doesn’t count as ranching, sorry.
I am talking about lotion, guys. Yeah, that stuff that women use religiously to give off the aura of a Greek Goddess. Skincare is important. Here are some reasons that you should be using lotion.
DRY SKIN
Dry skin sucks. It itches, flakes, and it’s just plain unsightly. Like a desert begging for a cool rain, your skin might be begging you to nourish it. Your skin is the largest organ on your body, and it needs to be taken care of to function properly.
Contrary to popular belief, most women like men that take care of themselves. Why not show them how dedicated you are with a fantastic lotion from Dapper Yankee? I used to not use lotion until I started my natural soap journey, but it’s been a game changer, especially for my face. My skin is healthier now than it was in my 20s.
COLOGNE
Dry skin absorbs cologne faster. There is nothing worse than smelling your favorite fragrance and having it vanish in an hour without even so much as a goodbye note. This is mostly a skin problem, gents.
Ever since I switched to Dapper Yankee’s lotion, all of my fragrances last longer. You can even go the extra mile and use Dapper Yankee’s solid cologne, which has nourishing properties as well, plus it comes in 4 masculine scents.
THE SMELL MATTERS
Many mainstream lotions smell like creamy floral symphonies that include birds singing and rows of spring flowers. Simply put, they aren’t made for men. These lotions even stick around and will sometimes make you smell like a baby. No man wants to smell like that. We paid our dues, and we want to smell like an adult.
Dapper Yankee’s lotions come in 12 scents currently. From the sweetly spiced apple bourbon of Wicked Apple to the relaxing lavender scent of Chillax, we have you covered for scents that will make you smell like what you are, a man.
THE INGREDIENTS MATTER
Ever Googled the ingredient list on a mainstream lotion? If you do, a low-budget horror flick will play in your head. It’s quite terrifying to see what we have been putting on our skin. That goop has a place, in the trash can or on a 90s kid’s show. It doesn’t belong on your skin.
Now, I’d like to challenge you to Google ingredients in Dapper Yankee’s lotion. Maybe you can’t pronounce them, but a lightbulb will go of when you do. Avocado oil, shea butter, coconut oil, and other things that you know exactly what they are since we have been using these products for our entire lives for their skin benefits.
As good as those ingredients sound, I strongly suggest not trying to consume it as food. You rub the lotion on your skin, or else you might just get the hose again. It doesn’t taste good, I assure you.
CONCLUSION
Guys, give up the tough persona. You don’t want wrinkled, stretched out skin as you age. Trust me, you want to look as young as possible for as long as possible. Lotion can help with that.
Taking care of your skin is not only healthy, but it can boost your confidence as well. It may not get you your crush’s number by itself, but it could be the catalyst that sets things in motion for you to snag those digits or a date.
Dapper Yankee’s lotion isn’t some magical elixir, but it’s the best damn lotion we could make after rigorous testing. Yes, we actually use the products, or we wouldn’t make them. If they don’t meet our high standards, then we don’t sell them. It’s that simple.
We don’t market any sort of magical pheromone junk, as that’s just a gimmick. They are simply amazing products made by men, for men, although your wife might want to steal a few, and we can’t say that we blame her. It just gives you an excuse to place another order, and we both know that you already wanted to.
